[shawnb]

uf da. I can't beleive I ain't goin to be in da p this weekend. the monte finally stopped runnin, but ill get er back runnin after i find some dollars. It breaks m' heart. Bahhh, they ain't even runnin no yump off brockway, but i sure will miss not havin none of dem hotdogs at passmore. if any one gets out to bob lake stage, bring your tirdy tirdy, dem bucks is gettin into ruttin. it's a good time to shine em.

pard

 

[Wink Timber]

Sorry ya cant be dere, eh. Just means more pasties for da rest uv us. An' chili at Hoppy's in Kenton.

Timo & Toivo

 

[Luther]

Ditto for me Pard. Blew da clutz in da 77 chev stuck in big muckhole behine Scrapiron's camp. I'm gettin camp feever just thinkin bout dat race and I haven't even been to deer camp yet. I was gitten all excited about sein this Finn Pasty Hadsome. I hear he really shoves thru dem woods. I better not here no stories bout dat deer slayer D'iggins poachin any buck. I hear he left that deer for dead last yeer. Didnt even stop to git the backstraps off it. Its one ting poachadeer and use da meet. Its another just to leave er in da woods. Someone otta tell dat d'iggins bout da laws. Tell den I'll be workin on da clutz. I perdict dem Himes boys r gonna win dat carz fast.

 

[Protege Menace]

I'm a Minnesotan who lives in Fargo and still am having problems reading that

Is that deep woods english?

 

[Walter Clark]

For some reason a scene from Blazing Saddles keeps popping into my head... Something about genuine frontier gibberish.

 

[logicallychallenged]

ya'all, I reckin I hear a tinge of NASCAR in thar tooo.

Couldn't make it past the Mason Dixon cause I'm goin to Martinsville.

 

[jimmy]

yooper speak

Methinks you need to go out and rent "Escanaba in da Moonlight".

>I'm a Minnesotan who lives in Fargo and still am having
>problems reading that
>
>Is that deep woods english?

press on,

 

[manifest_jen]

RE: yooper speak

a secondary reason being that ProRally's own Henry Joy worked on that film.

 

[PORFan]

RE: yooper speak

Fer Chrissakes. Youse need ta go back ta school and learn 'ow ta speak. Dat E.B. Holman school out Stanton, dat's were I went. Dey taught me good out dere. Dey even give ya a couple days off a class ta go ta camp an' try an' get a buck. Never shot one a dem faaakers. Drank a few Red Rockets, we did tho.

Go Paaaack.

 

[zipperboy]

RE: yooper speak

"It's the second week of deer camp
And all the guys are here,
We drink, play cards and shoot da bull
But never shoot no deer.
The only time we leave the camp
Is when we go for beer,
The second week of deer camp
Is the greatest time of year."

 

[Pete Kuncis]

>Sorry ya cant be dere, eh. Just means more pasties for da
>rest uv us. An' chili at Hoppy's in Kenton.
>
>Timo & Toivo

That was some damn good chili. Got a few laughs at the locals at U.P.Chucks. What a crew those folks are.

Pete

 

[Lurch]

Oh fer Pete's sake dere, eh. I fergot ta tank Matt's Auto Glass in Hancock fer swappin' my winshield outta my rally car and puttin in one from my street car. I walks into da door at 7 am on Saturday and Matt's own rally crew were sleepin' on da floor of da office. Dat's dedication. He got his rally car fixed from his Friday night adventure an' still had time to do Tom Young's winshield and mine, too fercryinoutloud. Whatta guy, eh?

Tanks, Matt!

Lurch

(edited fer more proper usage of yooper accent dere, eh)

 

[steve]

Aw cripes der hey.

Jeez,ya aint heard nuttin yet. I asks D Stone ta see if the Krolikowskis could bring down a few of dem cement buns from da Hilltop fer me an da guys in the shop cuz I owe dem some favors. And wadda ya know, when the K's git back from Hootun, I git one of dem fancy wadda ya call, emails, dat sez dey was sold out.

Now cripes, how da heck can dey be sold out of dem cement buns? Doze rally drivers are all skinny cuz every pound counts, and dey are all on dat Atkins food plan, hey?

Am I gettin hosed for missin "da big one" dey still call POR? Maybe I will be back next year since dey was runnin at night for most of da rally. Dat's for real men, eh?

And for da Pack, cripes, Curley Lambeau is spinnin faster than one of dem Mazda rotarys after da (beloved) Pack turned down a chance to beat Kansas City. Cripes, I still can't believe it, my beloved Pack at da back this year. What's a guy gonna do, could drive me to drinkin Millers, eh? Who's got a brat?