I'm going to organize another website where people can pay a small fee to make their dreams come true. You'll be famous. I'll be rich. My new reality TV project is just the thing for all you liberals and all you conservatives too, young and old. It's as American as apple pie, and mom, and cheating on your high-school girlfriend: the website/show is called Beating These Thieving Cockwallopers About The Head And Neck!!!
If you'd like to be part of the hottest new thing in South Florida please just mail me your credit card. I'll use your card to buy myself lunch at the titty bar, or whatever, and then I'll send it back to you. I probably won't spend more than a hundred bucks or so, unless my friend George comes along. If George comes along, all bets are off. Every few months, I'll send out some spam e-mails and circulate some new rumors about how I've located Morre Entertainment world headquarters & how I'm this close to beating somebody about the head and neck. If you send me your credit card again, I'll try to get your ten dollar casting fee back, by holding some little prick upside down and shaking the change out of his trousers. First season is in Miami, then Vegas, then a secret undisclosed location in the middle west, where all the real men are.
-Isaac
