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>Night stages are gone?

Totally gone? No. Fading into history. Yes.

>24-hour events were gone well before I got here.

Did I name you? No. Did I blame you? No.
You missed out. The "good ol' days" were really the good ol' days.

>...But the real reason I felt compelled to reply:
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>>...I'm the Easter Bunny.
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>I knew it! I thought I recognized you lurking in my bushes
>with a pink bunny suit! Hey next time more Reeses Peanut
>Butter Eggs please... And those weren't really chocolate
>covered raisins you left on my doorstep, were they...

Don't mess with me. My best friend is the Tooth Fairy. He's 6'8", 290lbs of muscle...err... and beer gut, hairy-backed, ugly as sin, and carries channel-locks large enough to rip out all your teeth in one pull. That leaving money under your pillow BS is just a fairy tale. His version of the Pledge of Allegiance goes: "I pledge allegiance to NASCAR, and to Budweiser, one Nation under Winston Cup, no IRL nor IMSA, with brew and pizza and loose females for all."
 

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>Don't mess with me. My best friend is the Tooth Fairy. He's
>6'8", 290lbs of muscle...err... and beer gut, hairy-backed,
>ugly as sin, and carries channel-locks large enough to rip out
>all your teeth in one pull. That leaving money under your
>pillow BS is just a fairy tale. His version of the Pledge of
>Allegiance goes: "I pledge allegiance to NASCAR, and to
>Budweiser, one Nation under Winston Cup, no IRL nor IMSA, with
>brew and pizza and loose females for all."

Hey, that sounds a lot like my dentist! I wonder if she's moonlighting.

Cheers,
-Doug
 

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Yeah, we're crazy. We're all a little crazy. But I don't think I need to explain why we do what we do.

Night stages? Half our rally sprint this year is at night. With Jumps. Sorry, no trees or rocks. Maybe a delusional Rebecca Greek in the road for some reason (i'm just busting your chops Rebecca).


Mitch
 
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