>Night stages are gone?
Totally gone? No. Fading into history. Yes.
>24-hour events were gone well before I got here.
Did I name you? No. Did I blame you? No.
You missed out. The "good ol' days" were really the good ol' days.
>...But the real reason I felt compelled to reply:
>
>>...I'm the Easter Bunny.
>
>I knew it! I thought I recognized you lurking in my bushes
>with a pink bunny suit! Hey next time more Reeses Peanut
>Butter Eggs please... And those weren't really chocolate
>covered raisins you left on my doorstep, were they...
Don't mess with me. My best friend is the Tooth Fairy. He's 6'8", 290lbs of muscle...err... and beer gut, hairy-backed, ugly as sin, and carries channel-locks large enough to rip out all your teeth in one pull. That leaving money under your pillow BS is just a fairy tale. His version of the Pledge of Allegiance goes: "I pledge allegiance to NASCAR, and to Budweiser, one Nation under Winston Cup, no IRL nor IMSA, with brew and pizza and loose females for all."
Totally gone? No. Fading into history. Yes.
>24-hour events were gone well before I got here.
Did I name you? No. Did I blame you? No.
You missed out. The "good ol' days" were really the good ol' days.
>...But the real reason I felt compelled to reply:
>
>>...I'm the Easter Bunny.
>
>I knew it! I thought I recognized you lurking in my bushes
>with a pink bunny suit! Hey next time more Reeses Peanut
>Butter Eggs please... And those weren't really chocolate
>covered raisins you left on my doorstep, were they...
Don't mess with me. My best friend is the Tooth Fairy. He's 6'8", 290lbs of muscle...err... and beer gut, hairy-backed, ugly as sin, and carries channel-locks large enough to rip out all your teeth in one pull. That leaving money under your pillow BS is just a fairy tale. His version of the Pledge of Allegiance goes: "I pledge allegiance to NASCAR, and to Budweiser, one Nation under Winston Cup, no IRL nor IMSA, with brew and pizza and loose females for all."