[dch]

>Why should he? With rallying working to emulate NASCAR most
>night stages are gone, 24 hour events are gone, WRC no longer
>has mixed surface stages, etc, etc. Soon rallying won't even
>be done in the rain......... just like NASCAR.

Night stages are gone? Come to Ojibwe, and don't forget to bring a flashlight. 24-hour events were gone well before I got here. I don't know what the WRC is up to, but there have only been a few mixed surface stages that I've been able to run. And I wouldn't throw away my Rally umbrella anytime soon if I were you. But the real reason I felt compelled to reply:

>"They" call this crap "progress". ... and I'm the Easter
>Bunny.

I knew it! I thought I recognized you lurking in my bushes with a pink bunny suit! Hey next time more Reeses Peanut Butter Eggs please... And those weren't really chocolate covered raisins you left on my doorstep, were they...

Cheers,
-Doug

 

[dch]

>Don't mess with me. My best friend is the Tooth Fairy. He's
>6'8", 290lbs of muscle...err... and beer gut, hairy-backed,
>ugly as sin, and carries channel-locks large enough to rip out
>all your teeth in one pull. That leaving money under your
>pillow BS is just a fairy tale. His version of the Pledge of
>Allegiance goes: "I pledge allegiance to NASCAR, and to
>Budweiser, one Nation under Winston Cup, no IRL nor IMSA, with
>brew and pizza and loose females for all."

Hey, that sounds a lot like my dentist! I wonder if she's moonlighting.

Cheers,
-Doug