Looking forward to run McKittrick's favourite rally again.
Fear me and my car ! We are commited to kick ass and take names.
Hakan's car is almost ready to run, as soon as his new fuelcell arrives it will be done.
Cem's Gems (duuuude it rhymed) arrived yesterday from England, I listened to the car on the phone, it sounds bitching. He will be a force to reckon.
Cemal is full steam ahead with his Evoclipse, according to him he is busting knuckle to get it ready for Gorman. Even though he says he will use Gorman as a test and won't go full tilt boogie, I have known him since Mobydick was a minnow, after the first 3 minutes on a stage he will push, and push hard. I am looking forward for the completion of his car, hopefully then my phone bill will go down a bit. I get average 3 calls per day from him that starts with "Magic, I have a question for you". Not everybody calls me Moose, ask me why over a beer or seven and I will tell.
Randy and Jonathan in the EVO6age will be fast, very fast. That car is so capable to win rallies and Randy can do it.
Then we have Bill Malik, I hope his car is finally sorted, we all know how fast he is when he is commited to win.
Jeff Rados, the nice guy that he is, will dominate Gr5 and the whole 2WD field with a smile, he will always use "Thank You" and "Please" whilst doing it.
Tony has Sandra in the silly seat, I'll bribe my fav niece to make her daddy finish the rally. I am sick and tired of worrying about Tony getting a headstart in drinking whilst I am sweating like a rancid pork in stages. I am having nightmares about him depleating the world's tequila reserves.
Mosers will have no excuse to not pushing the NEW CAR, after Treeline it will not be new anymore.
Sarkis will probably call me 8 hours before I start my tow asking where he can get something very critical and will burn the midnight oil finishing the car and will get on the stages to kick major 2WD ass.
Larry and Doug will be consistent and will pace themselves drinkig at the after rally party, they will surely give me grief if I don't bring the gas blender.
Rem and Pam will be cautious on the first stage and will duke it out with all 2WD cars after that. We'll probably have some politically incorrect conversations aswell.
Rood has Eric in the silly seat, I will try to find a deer whistle thingy to put on their front bumper.
Chris and Christine will be going for another class win after their gallant performance at RIM.
Donna and Ray will be calm and collected as usual and will work their magic, I bet they will decline time after time my drink offers ---UNTIL THE RALLY IS OFFICIALLY OVER--- Yes Ray I know I know.
So fire it up boys and girls and please can we try to keep one trashtalk thread for a rally this time ?????
It's good to be back.
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